At the helm making tracks βοΈ shamrockin’ my green mask. Don’t touch the talent - unless you’re gonna pinch him! Leave a π€ in the comments if you want @claytoncolwell to show off some green of his own.
One of my favorite Sunday pastimes is laying in a hammock and getting a good stretch. By the end of the day I can almost get my feet behind my ears without wincing.
Jebruary has been postponed indefinitely so that I could bring you this exciting news. I’m gonna marry J E S S L A Z A R (and she says she’a gonna marry ME)!
Jebruary. Day 25. Still a day behind thanks to this mystery man who took me in and shared his finest bottle of Snoop Dogg πΆπ·. Then we recizzled some mizzle: me on the Fizzle Machizzle and he on the acizzle guitizzle.
Jebruary. Day 24. I couldn’t post yesterday because I was stuck in this pool. Thanks to the heroic efforts of @claytoncolwell and his mighty son Ralph, Jebruary will live to see another day.
Jebruary. Day 23. Once every quarter century, Wilbur Wildcat and I settle our differences over a sake bomb or two.
Jebruary. Day 18. It seems like yesterday when my nephew @diegocolwell demonstrated his jump shot drills π with peanuts π₯. Tonight he’ll be going nuts showing off his Jager shot skills. Happy 21st my man!
Jebruary. Day 17. Who’s the birthday boy? Why it’s @brucehalper ! How many chins you hiding under there? Photo by @_jesslazar_ , bandana by @theannestott , denim by @jordache
Jebruary. Day 15. The boy who cried grizzly bear, my nephew Ralph.
Jebruary. Day 13. I’d been tracking this cardinal for days. Then he fell for the oldest trick in the book: birdseed.
Jebruary. Day 12. I may be brooding but I loved playing soccer as a kid. The highlight of my career was scoring a goal against Wendy and winning a Frosty.
Jebruary. Day 11. Alpacalypse now.
Jebruary. Day 9. Crossing America and I have questions. How did Mississippi become the standard for counting when to rush the quarterback? Who put the Ar in Arkansas? How does Kansas feel about it? What I do know is that “Ozark” is an anglicized spelling for “Aux Arc” and that Oklahoma makes me wish you could manger un peu de gâteau avec moi c’est soir.